Instant English

Drinking in London (merci Guillaume!):

1 Pint – No change to your English

2 Pints – Your English goes up a level

3 Pints – Your English goes up a level (but your grammar disappears)

4 Pints – You become very fluent, but start mixing English with your own language

5 Pints – You discover you can sing in English and are brilliant at karaoke

6 Pints – You suddenly know lots of taboo words in English

7 Pints – You can’t speak English at all (and also forget your own language)

Over 7 – You start speaking American English

About alicestockwellegan

Language and culture enthusiast from New York living in San Francisco.
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